Greetings, Citizen, how can I help you todaycycle?
Yeah, I've said that a lot. I mean a LOT. Name's Grun, and I run the sales counter at troubleshooter HQ. I think I've been at sector CON for every major problem except two. If you've ever bought a laser pistol, grenade, or Computer-Help-Us, a nuke, you've shuffled a few plasticreds in my direction. Or I shot you. That happens too, sometimes.
Yes, service with a smile is job one down at HQ. Along with checking paperwork, signing out termination vouchers, and generally 'helping' the Glorious Troubleshooters.
It's pretty fun, really to sit there in my chair, watching(engineering) the shootouts, missions-gone-wrong, and traditional team-kill-slash-suicide-grenade-attacks that make up a year at ParanoiaLIVE. This year was no exception. I have to say, this year may have had some of the best bribery I have ever seen. It's amazing how much a little chutzpah and an outrageous amount of money will get you. The only thing I really missed was the skull cannon. I love that thing, it's guaranteed to kill SOMEONE every time you pull the trigger. I promise it will be brought back next year.
See you next time,
Grun-G-GUY-04.
[I'll make sure the skull canon gets back in. I forgot about it when i was re-doing the weapons! Also, apologies for the blurriness of the photos. I somehow managed to turn off electronic vibration reduction and set the focus mode on marco extreme close up. Mistakes were made. --James B.]
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